And then they say we Millennials are self-centered

—Well, you do have an obvious subject to write your book, says Uncle M, looking unusually snug.

—Do I?

—Absolutely.

—And that will be… what?

—I, of course.

And then they say we Millennials are self-centered.

Pity he can’t have a blog or a FaceBook profile. He would spend his time counting “Likes” and leave me alone.