Who would have guessed accomplishment would feel this empty

-Change my old Razr phone for a blackberry or iPhone and tap inane notes on them continuously and manage (love this word) my… hummm… agenda.

-Subscribe to all new media and technology feeds and pretend I read them.

-Subscribe to FourSquare and pretend I have friends going places with whom I can network.

-Learn to knit my own black sweater.

-Learn how to paint nails properly as to look polished with perfect manicure instead of slovenly slut with chipped nails.

-Learn how to look poised so people will think I’m reliable and offer me responsibilities I don’t really want.

-Beg and bribe to become a contributor for the college paper despite being a foreigner.

And my favorite:

-Go to vernissages to network and feel artsy, therefore, becoming a full-fledged (and accomplished) poser.

I just made a list, which many sites cite as the fist step to a more productive life. Hurrah! I finally accomplished something!

Hum.

Who would have guessed  accomplishment would feel this empty.