That was back in the 90s

But that was in the 90s. Is my generation, dating in the 10s, following those old fashioned absurdities? Aren’t we all about immediacy? We google people as we are being introduced to them. We know their educational, criminal and financial background before we finish the first beer. And by the time we get home, we have all of our social media network telling us those sordid little stories we really don’t want to hear (yet). Instant relationships. Almost like instant oatmeal, but not as healthy.